This day sucks and it’s barely even started! I took this picture to give you an idea of how I feel right now. Caption: FUCK! I don’t even want to get into what’s making me feel this way. I’ll just give you a brief list of things I’ve learned in the 2.5 hours I’ve been awake today:
- Even though it always seems like a good idea in the heat of the moment, drinking wine on a Monday night is never a good idea.
- If my husband offers to “help” me with something in the morning, say no thank you.
- Working cooperatively in the kitchen together before 8am is impossible.
- Throwing a brand new bag of pretzels angrily across a room will cause said bag to explode into 8 billion tiny pretzel pieces.
- Early morning yelling and screaming makes the kid cry.
- Checking my account balance before I’ve had coffee will cause instant spasms and anxiety attacks.
- FUCK EVERYTHING!