Tagged with coffee

Poor choices.

I don’t know if it’s the lingering hangover from my Monday Night Shitshow, or the series of things I put into my mouth throughout the course of today. Either way, my stomach is ANGRY and I only have myself to blame. Oh, and these possible culprits: 1 hard-boiled egg w/ too much salt and pepper … Continue reading

A modern day olive branch.

A modern day olive branch.

Per Wikipedia: The olive branch is usually a symbol of peace or victory and was historically worn by brides. This symbol, deriving from the customs of Ancient Greece, is strongest in Western culture.   This morning, I offered one to my husband: I brewed him this cup of Peace Coffee and told him that I … Continue reading

No Filter

I crack myself up sometimes. It’s ridiculous how much of a bitch I can be without even realizing that I’m doing it! I suppose this probably shouldn’t be funny, but it’s me so fuck you and whatever. This morning I walked into Little J’s summer camp and asked the director if the child with the … Continue reading

When I don’t have weekend plans:

When I don’t have weekend plans:

I avoid doing actual work (like cleaning and put laundry away) by doing fun “work” instead:           Beer. There’s also the drinking of beer.   Here’s to non-sucky weekends :)    

Oh hey there, Wall.

Oh hey there, Wall.

My weekend activities (drinking and staying up really late for no good reason) have finally caught up with me. I just ran face first into the “It’s 3:30pm on Monday and you are TIRED” wall. That hurt my face. So much so that I must close my eyelids now….. zzzzzzzzzz. but i can’t. cause i’m at work. and … Continue reading