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Sometimes good things happen too!

I don’t know if I ever wrote about my move on the blog… It happened at the end of July. We are renting a townhouse with 3 bedrooms and lots of awesome perks for $300 less monthly rent than our 2 bedroom apartment was. Zip codes, people. In Northern Virginia, you pay for the zip … Continue reading

Happy Earth Day!

Happy Earth Day!

I don’t intend to celebrate Earth Day, unless the Girl Scout troop has something related planned for their meeting tonight. It’s not that I don’t love the Earth, I just don’t have the damn time. I have to somehow get to the after-school program to pick the kid up right at 5pm (when the tae … Continue reading

I’m not dead.

I’m not dead.

Are you there World? It’s me, Amanda. I just wanted to let y’all know that I’m alive. I’m well. Life is never perfect but I can’t complain. It’s been a while and I’m feeling lazy so here’s your recap… In pictures: First, my husband and I did this: And I took a #selfie cause I … Continue reading

Am I vibrating? I feel like I’m vibrating.

Am I vibrating? I feel like I’m vibrating.

Nothing very important to say today. I have approximately 3,466,457,750 drafts waiting to be published but simply don’t fucking feel like it. My brain is all over the place this week. I’m being buried alive at work. Which is both a good thing (job security, I’m important, blah) and a bad thing (uh, hello? being … Continue reading

GLOVES!

I went into a fit of rage this morning because of gloves. I yelled and screamed. I threw gloves and hats and scarves ALL over my living while furiously searching for a pair that would fit Little J’s hands. Because the ones from last year, that she was wearing when she came home last night, … Continue reading

Don’t click here!

Don’t click here!

The forbidden click. Works every time :) My friends.. you are going to enjoy this. If you don’t enjoy this… you’re not my friend! Theme song for Write in the Wrong Way.. Ellie Goulding, Burn: Enjoy, bitches. Amanda

Crotchety.

That’s how I’m feeling today. (Note: I did a Google search to make sure that is a real word. I use it all the time, never bothered to fact check myself.) It is real. And my irritability is so real. It’s all because I had to work today when J & Little J get to … Continue reading

Fail.

That’s how Little J’s first time sledding down a big hill was… complete and epic fail. Not only did she evict herself from her own sled at the bottom of the hill, but…. I’ll let you see for yourself: She got back up the hill in one piece, luckily.