Tagged with humor

I’m not dead.

I’m not dead.

Are you there World? It’s me, Amanda. I just wanted to let y’all know that I’m alive. I’m well. Life is never perfect but I can’t complain. It’s been a while and I’m feeling lazy so here’s your recap… In pictures: First, my husband and I did this: And I took a #selfie cause I … Continue reading

Don’t click here!

Don’t click here!

The forbidden click. Works every time :) My friends.. you are going to enjoy this. If you don’t enjoy this… you’re not my friend! Theme song for Write in the Wrong Way.. Ellie Goulding, Burn: Enjoy, bitches. Amanda

Roll out the multicolored carpet!

Roll out the multicolored carpet!

Red carpets are for noobs. Real superstars like me deserve something better, something much MORE than red!  I hope you’re not wondering why the hell I suddenly believe that I’m worthy of this honor… you should know that I am. If you’re wondering WHAT I’m talking about.. I need to you keep up with my … Continue reading

Just got my socks rocked.

My little family of 3 sat down to dinner a little while ago and devoured delivery pizza & wings. It’s Friday, duhhhhhh. There was a bottle of ranch & a bottle of Frank’s Hot Buffalo Wing sauce sitting between us on the table. My daughter eyeing the bottle said excitedly, “Awesome! This is one step … Continue reading

Needed: 1 Giggle Inducing Poem

Yesterday was a sad, emotionally draining day. This morning was a rough one with my daughter. (IE: She said she wishes she could have “normal parents” and not one like me who yells and makes her feel bad all the time). I cannot take one more single little awful thing, and my frown can’t get … Continue reading