Don’t click here!

The forbidden click. Works every time :) My friends.. you are going to enjoy this. If you don’t enjoy this… you’re not my friend! Theme song for Write in the Wrong Way.. Ellie Goulding, Burn: Enjoy, bitches. Amanda Advertisements

Fail.

That’s how Little J’s first time sledding down a big hill was… complete and epic fail. Not only did she evict herself from her own sled at the bottom of the hill, but…. I’ll let you see for yourself: She got back up the hill in one piece, luckily.

Something you should never say to another parent:

“You’re doing it wrong.” It doesn’t matter how well you phrase it, how sugar-coated the statement, how good your intentions are… if you ever tell a parent that they are not doing something the correct way (or the best way/your way), you can bet that said parent will have a contract out on your life … Continue reading →

No, you cannot watch YouTube on your Kindle.

Fuckin’ kids these days. I don’t know if I can narrow down what my main beef is with techy toys for kids. I have so many beefs to choose from: The excessive amount of time kids spend by themselves hunched over little screens while their eyes bug out Their thumb muscles work out more than the … Continue reading →